Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Dear Asshole #2

*DISCLAIMER: This is part of the Dear Asshole series. My update on the first week of school will resume later.*

Dear Lying Russian Guy,

First off, BITE ME!!! There, I said. You can bite me.

Second off, you're nothing but a lying piece of shit. I swear you're making up your life as you go along.

For one thing, there is no championship in hockey. You were never playing hockey for the past couple of weeks. As any hockey fan knows, this past hockey season didn't exist. Since last season didn't exist due to the lock out, there is no championship game. Why make an obvious lie like that?

And Havard is spelled H-A-R-V-A-R-D, not H-A-R-V-O-R-D... which just makes me think you never went there.

Speaking of school, whomever doesn't know what "plead the fifth" means is a big idiot... and you're a bigger idiot because you claim you're a political science major.

Who the hell has a 9-pack? Abdominal muscles come in pairs. My anatomy book says so.

If you're going to name drop, name drop an A-list name, not some girl from Laguna Beach: the Real Orange County. LC is NOT your sister. If she was your sister, you would NOT be calling her "Lauren/LC". Plus - she's the oldest in her family.

Unless you have proof of all this, I don't ever want to talk to you ever again, you big fat liar.

Stay fabulous,
J

2 Comments:

At 11:43 PM, August 31, 2005, Anonymous No_Tal3nt said...

daaang. you need to come over, hang out with me and hazel and have a nice cup of tea. then we'll go to the activities building and you can play racket ball with hazel to let off some steam.
hope all's well. take care of yourself.

 
At 7:34 PM, September 01, 2005, Anonymous Cody said...

geeez... :o) Miss ya girl.

 

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