Yeah, yeah yeah

I know, I know. I've been awful about updating (like anyone cares anyway), but here I am, NOT watching the Superbowl (I just like the ads), updating.

Anyways... karma came and bit my ass Thursday. You'd think Brett (yes, I'm using is real name now) would be crying and shit over the fact that I dumped him because... well, I dumped him and not in a good way either.

Well, something killed me a little... not only has he moved on, but he's moved on to a practically naked mommy.

Just imagine me clutching my chest and yelling “OH… MY …GAWD!!” in the style of Grace.

I know I really shouldn’t care because I have such a great boyfriend (who, by the way, is the total opposite of said ex), but still kills me a little.

As for the naked mommy, better her than me. She may have more patience (which you really need with TWO KIDS) with him than I’ll ever have.

I could be like the girl who warned me about Creepy Ben and warn her, but I’m not that nice… especially since she was peddling her naked wannabe Catholic schoolgirl body (I INVENTED the Catholic school girl look and don’t you forget it) DURING my relationship with Brett. What goes around comes around, I always say. He'll cheat on her too because, unless you're sure you've found THE ONE, old habits die hard.

Like I said… Better her than me. I got new man who’s waiting out back.

Speaking of the angel, I went to his place after psych class that night. For some reason, he kept checking my ears and then he had me close my eyes. When I opened them, there was a pair of gorgeous stud earrings sitting in front of me.

I was just FLOORED!! I couldn’t stop kissing him. He’s just the sweetest thing ever!!

He had to check if I had pierced ears before he could give them to me. And then he said that's only the beginning!!

Oh my dear Lord... I just love him half to death.

Finally went out Saturday night... oy, I'll never forget it.

First, Jason and I went to see "When A Stranger Calls" at the movie theater near both our places. I haven't been there for years and after that night, I remembered why.

The movie was LAME. Save your 8 dollars and go to a bar and buy yourself a martini.

And then, the high school kids on the top row were so fucking noisy. The manager had to go up there and yell at them. But then they still were much too noisy and some of them were kicked out.

Maybe this is the reason why the movie was so lame, but just to be safe, don't watch it.

Then we went to Caves for drinks (aka -- the home of J's first hangover). He invited his cousin and her bf and her friend and I invited my cousin too (since he was in the neighborhood).

After 2 martinis and a tom collins... well... let's just say it wasn't very pretty. Let's just say the trash can was my new best friend that night (plus -- the fact that Jason stopped in the middle of the road so I could throw up again).

I'm getting much too old for this and I know I shouldn't complain because there's at least a billion people way older than me "tsk-ing" at me because I complain so much about being almost 25.

Anyway... I guess that's it.

Enjoy the week!!